i love Fall Out Boy bc you have quotes like “you are what you love, not who loves you” but then you also have really assholeish lyrics like “let’s play this game called when you catch fire, i wouldn’t piss to put you out” and that’s beautiful i love Fall Out Boy
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND
also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…
isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet
why does acne happen to good people
BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE
you’re cooler than me?
guess that makes me hotter than you
I AM A GODDAMN DELIGHT GUYS
In case anyone wonders why I say NO YOU ARE A DELIGHT to my friends on occasion, this.
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
Feelings suck and I don’t remember signing up for them.