Director: Okay, so Gerard, you’re going to throw this shirt in the wash. Frank, you’re going to fold these pants. Ray, you’re on the dryer.
Mikey: What do I get to do?
Director: Uhhh…..Here. You can pour the detergent into the machine.
I FOUND IT
I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are
like we have the vacuums
we have the dirty stuff
we have the fixers
we have the ceptioners
and we have my favorite
like these are the greatest things in the world
going to school like
|—||Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Notes From Underground (via exoticwild)|
when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want
some legends are told
some turn to dust or to gold
but you will remember me
I fucking done with this website
"There are storms in this world that spark fire in your soul and storms that leave you in the dark." — a shell in a storm, Jenn Satsune
that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
pete just wants to sit on the pumpkins