what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
"i like your pajamas"
i would cry
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda.
they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.
Punks not as almost dead as we thought.
but is Patrick taking his fictional murder as seriously as joe trohman is taking his fictional death
I wonder if Mrs. Weasley still knits Fred a sweater for Christmas. Not out of habit but because her sweaters are meant for the people who are the most dear to her and Fred will never not be that for her.
I told my mom this over Thanksgiving and she said “I bet George kept them, too, and wore them sometimes on his own”. Thanks, mom.
It’s not a crush unless you feel like shit about it
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
I like it when posts like this are actually true
Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”